crazy dreams that you've had (like while sleeping..)

**happyfish** · Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:53 am Post subject:

Last night I had a dream that my cat, Nanners, was going back to school to get a Master's degree in Elementary Education. Oddly enough, this is the second time I've dreamed that. Very Happy

Nanners, college educated.
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Nanners.

The name makes me smile.

Rilokileyfan21 · Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:51 pm Post subject:

I had a really weird dream last night. In my dream, I had a shit load to do and I had to catch a plane in one hour. I didn't have anyone to take me to the aiport so I had to drive my car. I didn't know what to do with my car. I was so flustered.
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rockstonic · Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:36 pm Post subject:

I have a feeling I'll be posting in this thread alot.

Last night I dreamt that I was at an Asian camp (I am not asian) in Wisconsin and I had to do an obstacle course that involved creaky wooden bridges, monkey bars over grape vines, and gymnist rings. Weird.
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cityclass · Cool Kid Joined: 31 May 2008 Posts: 890 Location: montreal

i had a dream i found the hat that i lost last weekend...

not true Sad

HarvesterOhearts · Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:24 pm Post subject:

I had a dream last night that involved some characters from Pride and Prejudice and some characters from Dexter. Like Deb kept getting in Darcy's face and Dexter was tracking Wickham. Soo odd. The dream was going back and forth between the two stories. Elizabeth had her own shit to do so she was never involved with anyone from Dexter's crew.

The night before I had a dream about my cat having like 40 kittens in our bathroom sink. I woke up expecting to find a bunch of kitties in the bathroom, but I only found my kitten sleeping in the hamper Smile

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rockstonic · Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:17 pm Post subject:

I had this one a few weeks back, but it was so weird, I keep thinking about it: I was with my sisters and cousins at my sister's girlfriend's house and my sister was super pregnant. She was asking my cousin who recently had a baby how you know when your in labor, then she said "I think I'm in labor." All of a sudden I'm with my mom, dad, and 2 aunts and we are biking to the hospital. We have to ride up this steep, icy mountain and my mom and aunt were going really fast on the most narrow part of the mountain. At one point, we had to get off our bikes and reconstruct some part of the the path or a ramp of sorts. Finally we are at the hospital. But It is not my sister who was originally pregnant who has given birth, its my other sister and she doesn't know who the father is, her (ex)boyfriend or her friend. She is totally upset and doesn't even want the child. It is actually not a child that has been birthed but a dog. My cousin is playing with it outside, she likes. So my sister gives her the puppy and everyone is happy.
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**happyfish** · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:31 pm Post subject:

I was at a Jenny Lewis concert, and I came really early to get a spot in the front. I saw Zooey Deschanel standing in the crowd also there to watch the show. I was just chilling and waiting for the concert to start when suddenly Lady Gaga came up behind me. She told me that Oprah was waiting in the next room over and wanted to ask me for a favor. I was like "I would love to do a favor for Oprah, but I really want to watch Jenny Lewis first." Gaga said "CARRIE. How many times in your life are you going to have the opportunity to do a favor for Oprah!?! You need to come with me." So I followed her into the next room over, where Oprah was standing waiting for me. Oprah told me that there was a Haitian orphan outside, and as a favor she wanted me to give him a ride to his new foster parent's home. I was like "Okay, I would really be happy to help him, but I am going to miss the Jenny Lewis show. Can't I just take him in an hour once it's over?" Oprah wasn't very happy about that and told me I should just go talk to the orphan. So I walked outside, and the orphan turned out to be a guy about my age. I explained to him that I really wanted to help him but I didn't want to miss the concert. He was very understanding and told me he would just wait by the car so I could go watch Jenny Lewis and then give him a ride after.
This is what I get for watching youtube clips of Lady Gaga on Oprah right before I go to bed.
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v-rinny · Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:46 pm Post subject:

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rockstonic · Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:50 pm Post subject:

I was hanging out with Summer Roberts (from The OC), we were walking on the beach talking about our upcoming quiditch practice.
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**happyfish** · Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:33 pm Post subject:

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I'm pregnant, and I had a dream that my belly button popped out, like they do, only my belly button was a floppy penis. I tried pushing it back in.

My husband had a dream that the baby, who is a girl, was born a boy who was deformed. He wasn't breathing when he came out, so the nurse pulled something out of his mouth, saying, "This is the twin he swallowed. She then proceeded to eat the twin.

Apparently, pregnancy causes weird dreams for both parents.

Rilokileyfan21 · Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 7:03 pm Post subject:

I had the craziest dream early this morning. In my dream, I was in my parents house and I heard loud voices like a lot of people were outside. I looked out my window and saw that this asian neighbor I had was throwing a party. There were about twenty teenage asians running around! I decided to go to sleep. In my dream, I had a dream while I was sleeping that I married someone other than my boyfriend. When I woke up, it was real. My new husband was nowhere to be found though. But across the street where the asian party was going on the night before, my new in-laws were throwing an after wedding party for us. On my way over to the house (which was just diagonally across the street from my parents), I remembered that I was in love with Jeremy, not this weird man I had married. So I became very sad and worried. I didn't know how I was going to tell them that I didn't want to be married to him. I was in love and wanted to marry Jeremy. To make things worse in my dream, Jeremy somehow found his way into my new in-laws house and found out that I was married to someone else. He got mad and kept walking away from me. I went from room to room looking for him and everytime I found him, he just went into a different room until finally, he walked out of the house. When I went out and followed him in the direction of my parents house, I woke up from my dream. When I woke up, I jolted up so fast that I hit my head against the wall. That woke Jeremy up. I started telling him about my dream and I was sobbing. It was really sad.
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**happyfish** · Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:57 pm Post subject:

I have been having one weird dream after another lately.

A couple nights ago I dreamed I flushed my exboyfriend's bathrobe down the toilet because I was mad at him. But then the bathrobe caused the toilet to flood so it totally backfired.

Last night I dreamed that I was in a buffet trying to make a taco. The buffet had all of these crazy things like dead insects and weird dried vegetables, so I was trying to just pick the things that would actually be edible to put on my taco and it was stressing me out. Finally I completed my taco, and I was in a hurry so I started running with it on my plate so I could get back to work. I got to a door that was closed and I had to set down the taco to find a key to the door. By the time I got the door opened, I couldn't find the taco again and so I had to go back to the buffet and start over.
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rockstonic · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:35 pm Post subject:

I had a totally fucked up dream the other night. My sister and I were gonna take some pill that would give us a high, but my cousin switched it out and I ended up taking some sort of paralytic instead. She was gonna sell me as a prostitute for the night and I couldn't do anything about it because I couldn't move. Then my parents came home and thought I was on drugs and started yelling at me. My dad put some drops in my eyes that were supposed to sober me up but instead I just started bleeding from everywhere. The paramedics came and as they were wheeling me out on a gurney I saw that my entire family was over for my birthday party. I was really upset and embarrassed.
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**happyfish** · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:13 pm Post subject:

thegirlinthesong · Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:25 pm Post subject:

I keep having dreams circling around two things: my 21st birthday in six days, and the boy in my a cappella group that I have a crush on. He's even pretty much replaced the guy I usually dream about, the one I was in love with for like ever and went to London with last semester. I have to say, I don't hate the change.

The dreams are often kind of unsettling, though. I haven't been sleeping my best.
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**happyfish** · Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:47 am Post subject:

Last night I dreamed that I was at some conference for work. I got bored so I went into the basement of the hotel that was hosting the conference. In the basement I found a huge room with a bunch of small statues that were made of candy. They kind of looked like they were molded out of jolly ranchers and decorated with frosting. I bought one with the intention of eating it, even though I could tell someone worked really hard to craft it. As I left the building with my candy statue, I suddenly remembered it was my mom's birthday. I wanted to keep the statue, but I had nothing else to give her, so I decided I would have to use it as her birthday present.
Somehow the dream transitioned and I was now getting ready to move into a new apartment. The apartment was on the top floor of a huge building which looked like a fancy hotel. I drove up with my cats both walking around in the backseat of my car. I realized I couldn't carry both of them at once, so I picked up Nanners and left Lulu in the car. I carried Nanners into the building and towards the elevator. There were a lot of people waiting to get on the elevator, and I knew that would make Nanners nervous so I decided to take the stairs instead. It was about at this point that I thought "why the hell don't I have a cat carrier?" I started walking up the very fancy stairs and ran into a couple of people with dogs, so I had to skirt around them. Finally I made it to my new apartment and set Nanners down. I then realized that the walls of my new apartment were nothing more than clear tarp. I was upset about this because there was a huge lobby right outside of my apartment so everyone could see right into it. Plus, the tarp was so flimsy that I knew anyone could easily break in my apartment. As I was worrying about this, I remembered Lulu was still in my car. I opened the door to go get her, but a bellhop was standing outside and as I opened the door he threw her in. Then my alarm went off, which was too bad because this was a REALLY detailed dream and it probably would have gone on for a while!
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inthebeast · Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:54 am Post subject:

Last night I dreamed that Carrie Brownstein and I were in a school cafeteria with a guy named Jeff who was a drummer in a band I played in in 1983. We were discussing what kind of moulding the school needed to use around the windows to cover all of the graffiti. I don't think we figured it out. This might be the result of me reading Carrie's blog (on NPR, called "Monitor Mix") shortly before going to bed.
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mojo shivers · Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:43 pm Post subject:

I had a dream that I was trapped in my bedroom with a shark swimming on the floor and Roy Biggins from Wings was instructing me how to escape it. It was totally random.
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Rilokileyfan21 · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 12:40 pm Post subject:

I had the weirdest dream I've ever had last night. In my dream, something was wrong with my female reproductive organs. I didn't know there was until I went to the doctor for a physical. It seemed healthy and normal to me. So the doctor said he had to do emergency surgery. So I went into the operating room thinking he was going to just fix the one I had. Instead, he gave me a huge penis and left what I already had underneath. So after I recovered from the surgrey, I went around to see only those closest to me and told/showed them what the doctor had done to me. My boyfriend didn't want to be with me anymore and all of the girls that have been my best friends throughout my life wanted to have sex with me. So I just locked myself in a room and never went out again. What a weird dream!
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Built To Post · Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:01 pm Post subject:

The other night I had a dream where my current job was on a spaceship. My female boss walked around naked and it wasn't a big deal to anyone. A good female friend of mine stayed in my room as my pet talking cat. WTF?
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**happyfish** · Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:02 pm Post subject:

I was in a parking lot at the grocery store, ad a homeless man approached me asking for bus money so he could get back home. I said "dude, I don't have any money, sorry." He left. One of his friends then approached me because he heard our conversation. He threatened me and said that he knew I was lying about not having money and that I was a spoiled brat. He was threatening me and cornering me, and I remembered I had a pair of child size scissors in my purse, so I pulled them out and stabbed him once in the face and twice in the chest. The stabbing had no affect, and he was coming at me with his hands poised to strangle me, and then I woke up. W. T. F.
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